导演:Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn
主演:Tyra Banks
《全美超模大賽第一季》是由知名导演Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn 执导的一部歐美綜藝,Tyra Banks 等倾情出演,该片讲述了: This sh ow is quite possi bly the big gest waste of videotape , electri city, an d RF bandwidth in the 70+ yea r history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes o f some of the w orst bile that can come out of human be ings, male or female. Basically , it 's noth ing but pu re bitchy , catty, c*n ty, vile ha rpiness among the conte stants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of i nsulti ng, backbiting, and bitchy, unnec essarily anal-retentive criticism. The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judg es and fash ionazis ( and the pretentiou s & shallow fashion industr y in gene ral) nit- pick against the equally bitchy cont estants about little, petty, t rivial, frivo lous, ana l-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things tha t the *REAL* p eople in this world (which the fashion indus try lacks, thankfully ) wo uldn't g ive rat' s as s number 1 ab out. (Myself included.) Crap like: " ;Oh, your left eyebrow is a yocto meter off center. That isn't g onna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in t his industry because o f it!" Or, &q uot;Y ou' re b reat hing w rong . Good luck with winning this competition." I9;m just kiddi ng here, but they usua lly en d up saying things almos t exactly l ike this on this sho w. If getting into the fashio n ind ustr y is this h ard, painful, b itchy, insul ting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-reten tive a s this sho w tries to portray, than thank the good Lord th at He made me al l fat, balding, hairy, and d umpy-frumpy-dow dy-frowsy-geeky-lookin39;, because I would never want to be required to have th e caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of an y model or fashionazi (or any fashion indu stry worker), namely the peo ple on this show. And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her... This sh ow needs to die. It's th is sho w (and many other &q uot;realit y" shows like it) that pr oves that compe titiveness (and the fashion indust ry) is truly the devi l';s tool. .. 陆灵蹊搂住小家伙时,心里软软的,“我们也好想你, 放心,爷爷 会上来的,青主儿和葵葵也会上来的 ,以后还会有敖 象、小贝他们,对了,他们也有礼物给你噢,神神秘秘地封着,也 没让我看,回头你瞅瞅,要是宝石什么的,也分我两块玩。