导演:Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn
主演:Tyra Banks
《全美超模大賽第一季》是由知名导演Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn 执导的一部歐美綜藝,Tyra Banks 等倾情出演,该片讲述了: This show is quite possibly the biggest w aste of videotape, ele ctricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. I t';s nothing but 60 minutes of some o f the wo rst bile tha t can come out of human beings, male or female. Ba sically, i t's nothing but pure bitc hy, catty, c *nty, vi le harpiness among t he contestants , judges , and the fa shionistas (or sho uld I say f ashi onazis). Typically a l ot of ins ulting, bac kbiting, and bitchy, unnecessa rily anal-retent ive cr iticism. The thin g that get s me about the show is how much the judges and fashio nazis (and the pretentiou s & ; sh allow f ashion indu stry in general) nit-p ick aga inst the e qually bitchy contest ants ab out littl e, pett y, trivial, frivolou s, anal-ret enti ve things about t heir app earance, persona lity, etc. Things that the *REAL* people i n this world (wh ich the fashion industry la cks, thankf ully) would n 9;t give rat's ass number 1 about. (My self included.) Crap like: &q uot;Oh, your le ft eyebrow is a yoctometer off ce nter. That isn9;t gon na fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry b ecau se o f it!" Or, "You're breath ing wrong . Good luck wi th winning this competition. " I39;m jus t kiddin g here, but the y usually end up saying thi ngs almost exactly like this on this show. If getting into the fashion indu stry is this hard, painful, b itchy, i nsulting, n it-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as th is sh ow tries to portray , than than k the goo d Lord that He m ade me all fat, balding, hair y, and dumpy-frump y-dowdy-frow sy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the cau stic bitchine ss and anal , pretentious attitude of an y model or fashion azi (or any fashio n industry worker), namely the peop le on t his show. And J anice Dic kinson, mer cy, do not get me started on he r... This show need s to die. It 's this show (and many oth er "reality" shows li ke it) th at p roves that competit ivene ss (and the fashion indu stry) is t ruly the devil's tool... 好半晌,他才放下玉简抬头看 向陆灵蹊,“有这事。”他 站起来,走向另一边的玉架,从上面拿 了一枚蓝玉制 成的玉佩,“当初主人觉得,佐蒙 人不会放过天渊七界飞升 的一切生灵,但是人族寿元就那么多,人心复杂, 他没办法因势力导,但是妖族却可以。”