《全美超模大賽第一季》是由知名导演Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn 执导的一部歐美綜藝，Tyra Banks 等倾情出演，该片讲述了：　　This show is  quite pos sibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricit y, and RF bandwidth  in the 70+ y  ear history of television.  It' ;s n othing but 6 0 minutes of  some of the w orst bi le that can com e out of hu man being s, male or  female. Basically, it's nothing but pur e bitchy,  catty, c*nty, vile harpiness  among the contestants,  judges, and the f ashionistas (or s hould I say   fashionazis). T ypically a l ot of insulting, ba  ckbi ting, and bitchy , unnecessar ily anal-retentive cri  ticism.　　The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and f ashionazis ( and the pretenti ous & shallow fashio n industry i n general) nit-pick a gainst the equally bitch y contes tants about  little, petty, trivial, fri volous, anal-retentive thin gs about their ap  pearance, per sonali ty, etc. T hings that the *REAL* people in this wo  rld (which the fashion  industry l acks, thankfully) wouldn' ;t give r  at's ass n umber 1 abo ut. (Myself  included.)　　Crap l ike: "  Oh, your  left e yebro  w is a yoctometer off  center. That isn 9;t gonna   fly, and nobody  will take  you serious  ly in this indu stry because of it!"; Or, " ;You'  re breathi ng wr ong. Goo d luck with  winning thi s com petition   ." ; I'm  just kiddi ng here, but they u sually end up  saying thin gs a lmost e xactly  like this on thi s show .　　I  f gett  ing in to the fashion indu  stry is th is hard,   painful,  bitchy, insultin g, nit-pi cky, catty,  bac kstab bing,  and anal-retentive as this show tries to  portray, than th ank the good Lord th at He m ade me all fat, balding, hairy, and dum py-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', bec ause I would   never want to be required to have the caustic bitchin ess and an al, preten tious attit ude of any m odel or fashionazi (or any fashion indus try w orker), namely the people on thi s show.　　A nd Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get  me started on h er...　　This show  needs to die. It 's this show (and many other "re ality" sho ws like  it) that proves th at c  ompetitiveness (a nd the fashion industry) is trul y the devil's t ool...　　她朝两边的贵宾席和下面的看台，团团一揖，“佐蒙人是肯定要杀我的，他们 善用渗透之法，所以，林蹊在此恳请诸位前辈，诸位道友，看 在我也算为仙界立过  一点功劳的份上，一起 监督一下，在我未晋天仙之前，不要让任何人，以任何理由，打断我在刑堂的