《全美超模大賽第一季》是由知名导演Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn 执导的一部歐美綜藝，Tyra Banks 等倾情出演，该片讲述了：　　This show i s quite p ossibly the  biggest waste of videot ape, electri city, and RF bandwidth in t he 70+ year hi story o  f televisi on.  It 9;s nothing but 60 minutes of  some of  the wo rst bile that can come out   of huma n being s, male or fema le. Basically, it' ;s nothin g but pur e bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among  the cont estants, judges, and the fashion  istas (or sho uld  I say fashionazis) . Ty pically a lot of  insulting , backbiting, and bitch y, u  nnecessarily anal-rete ntive criticism.　　Th e thing that gets  me about the show is how muc h the judges  and fashi onazis (and the p  retentious & shallow fashion i ndustry i  n general) nit-pick against the equally bitch y contestants about little, pe tty, triv  ial, frivolous, a nal-retentive thing s about th eir appearan ce, perso  nali  ty, etc . Things  that the *REA L* p eople in th is world (which the fashi on industry lacks, thank fully) wouldn' t give rat';s ass num ber 1 about. (Myself inclu  ded.) 　　Cra p like: & quot ;Oh, your left eyebrow is a yo ctometer off center. That isn&# 39;t gonna fly  , and nobod y will ta ke you seriously in this indus try be cause of i t!"; Or, "You9;re breathing wrong. G ood lu ck with winn  ing this compet ition." I& #39;m just kiddin g here,  but they usu ally end up saying things almost exactl y like this on this  sho w.　　I f getting  into the fashion industry is  this hard, pain  ful, bitc hy, i nsulting, nit-picky, catty, backs  tabbing, and anal-re tentive as this  show tries to p ortray, than thank the good Lord  that H e made me a ll fat, balding, hair y, and dumpy-frum  py-dowd y-frowsy-  geeky-lookin', bec ause I wo uld never w ant to be required to have the causti c bit  chiness and anal, pretent ious at titude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion in  dustry worker), namel y the people on this s how.　　And Ja  nice Di ckinson, mercy, d o no t get me started on her...　　This show nee ds to d ie. It's this show (and many other "reality& quot; shows like it) that proves  that c ompeti  tive  ness (and the fashi on i ndustry) is truly the devil's to ol...　　她朝两边的贵宾席和  下面的看台，团团一揖，“佐蒙人是肯  定要杀我的，他们善用渗 透之法，所以，林蹊在此 恳请诸位前辈，诸位道友，看在我也算为仙界立过一点功劳的份上，一起监督一下， 在我未晋天仙之前，不要让任何人，  以任何理由 ，打断我在刑堂的工作。