导演:Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn
主演:Tyra Banks
《全美超模大賽第一季》是由知名导演Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn 执导的一部歐美綜藝,Tyra Banks 等倾情出演,该片讲述了: This show is qui te p ossibly the big gest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF band width i n the 70+ year his tory of televisi on. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the wor st bile that can come out of hum an beings, male or female. B asical ly, it's nothing but pure bitchy, c atty, c*nt y, vile harpi ness among the contesta nts, jud ges, and the fashionistas (o r shoul d I say fashionazis). Typic ally a lot of insul ting, backbiting, and b itchy, unnecessarily anal-re tentive criticism. The t hing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (a nd the pretentious & shallow fashion ind ustry in general) nit-pick aga inst the equally bitc hy contestants about little, pe tty, t rivial, fr ivolous, anal-ret entive thing s abo ut their a ppear ance, person ality, etc. Things that t he *RE AL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn' ;t give rat';s ass number 1 about. (Myself included.) Crap like: "Oh, you r left eyebrow is a yocto meter of f center. That isn';t gonna fly, and nobody will take you serio usly in th is industry because of it!" Or, &quo t;You39;re brea thing wrong. Good luck with win ning this competition. " I'm just kidding he re, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this sho w. If getting into the fashion industry i s this hard, painful , bitchy, insul ting, nit-picky, catty , back stabbing, and an al-ret entive as this show trie s to port ray, than thank the good Lord t hat He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dow dy-frowsy-g eeky-lookin ', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bit chiness a nd anal, pretentious atti tude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker ), namely t he people on t his sho w. And Janice Dic kinson, mercy, do not get me started on her... This sho w needs to die. It39;s this show (and many other "reality" shows li ke it) that proves that compet itiveness ( and the fashion indus try) is truly the devil 39;s tool... 按规矩,两人每 收一个人的好处,就要往外 掏点货,偏偏他们是一个一个飞升的,总不好意思把说过的消息, 再给他们来一遍,没办法下, 待到文遥飞升,人家又给他们摆了一席,两人把 该说的都说了,只能跟他们 八卦纯阳宗宗主被人伏杀 的事了。