导演:Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn
主演:Tyra Banks
《全美超模大賽第一季》是由知名导演Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn 执导的一部歐美綜藝,Tyra Banks 等倾情出演,该片讲述了: Th is show is quite poss ibly the biggest wa ste of vide otape, electricity, and RF bandwidt h in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minu tes of some of the w orst bile th at can come out of h uman beings, male or female. Ba sically, it's not hing but pure bitchy, c atty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contesta nts, judges, and th e fashion istas (or should I say fashionazi s). Typi cally a lot of ins ulting, ba ckbi ting, and bitchy, u nnecessari ly anal-retentive criticism. The th ing tha t gets me ab out the show is how much the jud ges and fashionazis (and t he pretentio us &am p; shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick again st the equally bitchy contestants abou t little, petty, trivial, frivolous , anal-r etentive things about their appear ance, p ersona lity, etc. Thi ngs that the *RE AL* people in thi s world (which the fashi on industry lacks , thankfully) w ouldn 9;t give rat' ;s as s number 1 about. (Myself i ncluded. ) Crap like: & quot;Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctome ter off center. That i sn';t gonna fly , and nobody w ill take you seriously in this i ndust ry b ecause of it!" Or, & quot; You39;r e breathing wr ong. Good luck with win ning thi s competition.& quot; I'm just kidding here, but they usua lly end up sa ying things al most exactly like this on thi s show. If getting i nto the fash ion indu stry is thi s har d, p ainful, bitchy, ins ulting, n it-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal -retentiv e as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, ba lding, hairy, an d dumpy-fru mpy-dowdy -frowsy-geeky-lo okin', becaus e I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal , pretenti ous attitude o f any model or fashio nazi (or any fashio n industry worker), namely the people on this show. And Jan ice Dic kinson, mer cy, do not get m e started o n her... This show n eeds to die . It 39;s this show ( and man y oth er &q uot;r eality" shows like it) that proves that competitiven ess (and the fashion industry ) is tru ly the d evil's tool... 宁知意点头,“他现在每次来,都是从这里进。”说到这里,她想到 什么,现场给她复制了一枚玉简 ,“陆望老祖参 与了仙上楼三百六十八家的禁制改造,他在各店都弄了一个随机传送阵, 你记住各店 传送阵的位置,以后出门遇到危险,寻就近的仙上楼,百里内随时可定 位传送。”